Total Medals Earned: 2,884 (From 486 different games.) Total Medal Score: 45,810 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/110 points)
Reach Level 1
Reach Level 3
Buy some laser guns...
Reach Level 5
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/200 points)
Defeat the boss
Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack
Earn 2500 points or more
Beat the boss without upgrading anything
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Lose the Game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/25 points)
It's colorful, at least.
Ringing in your ears, late, late, late...
I think it was tasty?
Or maybe it has terrible taste.
They're not helping...
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/205 points)
You destroyed his abs
You Knocked him out
His ribs are showing bro!
At least his face looks better now
You won the fight!
You won the game rather quickly
Not a scratch on your face
Medals Earned: 3/9 (45/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 12/22 (85/370 points)
Blue Kinda person eh?
Pick the blue
Click the blue button once
Pick the Green Button
Click the Green Button once
Pick the Yellow Button
Click the Yellow button once
Click the Yellow Button 5x
Click the blue Button 25x
Click the blue Button 50 times
My favourite colour too!
Click the Red Button once
Ugh! Light!
Click it 50 times
Hands hurting eh?
Ouch!
BRUTAL!
Medals Earned: 9/11 (105/140 points)
Medals Earned: 1/21 (25/205 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (25/35 points)